
- Jumpsuit
- 2 Numbers
- Wig
- Faux fur: 64% Acrylic 36% Polyester Lining100% Polyester
- Jumpsuit has hook and loop fastener at center back
- Appliqued patch on front has printed word "THING" above space to attach numbers with hook and loop fastener
- 4" tall felt numbers "1" and "2" stick to applique--choose which to use
- Faux fur wig has broadcloth lining with hook and loop fastener size adjustment band in edge
- Lining has a slit so that the space between lining and shell can be stuffed w/ tissue or fiberfill if desired
- Officially licensed
- Exclusively made by us
- NOTE: This is ONE costume. In order to have both Thing 1 and Thing 2 it is necessary to purchase a second costume.
A Tale of Two Things...
Once long ago, a cat owned a box.
What was within? Well... not a whole lot.
Inside it was dark as much as we peered.
Until, one day, a light did appear!
We climbed to the top to see what was about
and from the outside, the cat called us out!
It said, “Now, you will see something that's new.
Fun new friends: Thing One and Thing Two!”
It said we’d not bite them. We just wanted fun!
So, we hopped out—Thing Two and Thing One!
Now that the box has been opened for good,
there is plenty to do as we run 'round the hood.
We can jump on the bed. We eat all the chips!
We play loud music and dance with our hips.
Some people are worried. They say we are mad.
But they haven’t heard of the joy that we've had!
When it's time to clean up, if Two is to blame,
Two will just chuckle and then change its name!
We play with costumes or run and race snails
We could even give you some...
Product Details
If this kind of mischief sounds perfect to you,
with simple ease, you'll be Thing One or Two.
But rhyming is difficult when trying to tell
you of details of products we’re trying to sell!
So instead of maintaining this rhythmic delight,
we’ll just say these costumes are perfectly right.
You’ll be in a jumpsuit of brilliant red
with a fuzzy blue wig to sit on your head.
Hook & Loop numbers will stick on your chest
so you can choose if One or Two would be best.
You can get multiple to bring 'long a friend.
Then with both Things your hosts can contend!
Last updated: November 3, 2026
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